18 April, 2008

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KILL IT?

Quite amazingly I received my AUC acceptance packet in the mail today. I sincerely hope that my financial aid comes through in the same way it did this last semester because there is no way I will be able to afford the $20,000 tuition for the year. On an unrelated note, anybody have any inside info on the lottery numbers?

Unfortunately, the '2' key on my keyboard seems to be malfunctioning. This didn't bother me at first, until I realized that it was also the '@' key. I think that is rather odd considering I probably type the number more than the symbol... but I guess something about not being able to input my e-mail for logging-in purposes without slamming my pointer finger down and potentially injuring myself just really seems to bug me.

I have two cats now and though I am not entirely sure how I ended up with Helena as a permanent resident (she came over for a play date with Koopa and then just sort of got left behind), if I ever hear from her owner again I might have to demand some sort of ransom, because even though they attack each other every few minutes or so, I am sure Koopa likes having someone else to beat him up besides me.

Crazily enough, the city of Minneapolis doesn't allow an unused car to be serenely parked on the street anymore. I noticed that this morning that I had two expired tabs tickets under my wiper; both of them for the unrealistic sum of $105. Why it is illegal to have expired tabs on a parked car, I will never know (actually, I plan on contesting the tickets so maybe the judge will tell me).

Killing hookers and shooting rocket launchers at cops will soon be on the agenda. Grand Theft Auto IV comes out in ten short days, and I truly hope I have all my homework done by that time because I can't imagine I'll be interested in going to class for a few days. The good news is that there are only about two weeks left of class, so I won't be missing much.

Love always,

Your pal Luke