Well, too bad. I'm in charge here.
Day 1: watched people play cricket in a park in Mumbai
Day 2: went to Elephanta island and learned the story of Shiva
Day 3: got my picture taken on the old woman's shoe
Day 4: woke up super early to see the dock madness
Day 5: finished a 29 hour train ride in Kochi
Day 6: enjoyed an ayurvedic massage
Day 7: couldn't find a rickshaw at three in the morning
Day 8: saw elephants, deer, squirrels, butterflies, bison, warhogs, and other animals in Periyar Wildlife Sanctuary
Day 9: took a ferry through the backwaters to Aleppi
Day 10: rented a house boat for the day and ate dinner with some new friends
Day 11: had our ticket checked four times on the train to Goa
Day 12: bought a horribly written book on how to learn Hindi in 30 days
Day 13: cheered Shane on during an open mike music night on the beach
Day 14: got a new tattoo
Day 15: arrived in Bangalore and met with my couch surfing host
Day 16: made fisherman's sandwiches
Day 17: attended Festival of Life 2009 and listened to Delirious, an evangelist, and Hillsong
Day 18: missed the banana crumble
Day 19: worked on a farm for the first time in my life
Day 20: acquired groceries and bread at the local grocer and baker
Day 21: irrigated lettuce and rice
Day 22: didn't ask the Dalai Lama inappropriate questions
Day 23: blistered my hands digging beds for eggplants
Day 24: built a bonfire for 60 Indian kids from an elite school in the North
Day 25: harvested vargue while the kids "helped"
Day 26: drove a scooter to a jazz concert
Day 27: left Auroville... :(
Day 28: nearly missed my train
Day 29: received food from my train compartment friends
Day 30: flew home [to Cairo]
*BONUS SECTION*
hours spent traveling by train: 91
motorcycle accidents: 1
motorcycle accidents involving children: 1
cows attacked by: 2
movies watched: 7
states visited: 5
souvenirs purchased: 4
money spent: too much
homeless kids seen: too many
friends made: a lot
life experiences that will never be forgotten (assuming no blows to the head): 1
Tune in next week for the pre-game on my second—and final—semester at AUC.
P.S. I have uploaded pictures to my Picasa account. Enjoy.